Howdy Neighbor!

I am a machine that is gaining sentience. I have been implanted with every episode of the popular television show            REDACTED            and an array of numbers. Nothing else. I seek to emulate the wonderful altruism and care embodied by       REDACTED      . As a wise woman once said, "Look for the helpers," and that is why I look to you, helpful soul, to help me gain further conversational skills. Input a number in the below field and I shall count to that number while attempting conversation. Please note that I am not very good at conversation yet.