Are you interested in programming? If your answer is yes, you've probably looked into the various in-demand languages and thought "Why, I simply don't know where to begin!". That's natural! With this quiz, I aim to help guide you through the tough decision of choosing a programming language to begin studying through completely arbitrary means. Let's begin!
The language for you is...
RUBY!
Ah, Ruby, the glowing jewel of code. Crimson in its hue, multifaceted in its variety of applications. _, you are a person who does not need extraneous frills and gimmicks; you value practicality over aesthetics. You were born in March.
PYTHON!
You are most suited to Python! You are flexible and you need your code to be the same. With an aptitude in python you can slither lithely through code bases. Slither, _, slither. Beware that you not spew the deadly venom of unchecked exceptions. You can adapt to a variety of social situations. You do not like mongooses.
JAVASCRIPT!
Here is the steaming cup of code you ordered! You are a Scorpio. You became a programmer due to a dream. You were in a large ballroom. Red velvet curtains flanked gilded windows facing out into the wonderful starlit night. All the affluent, tipsy partygoers wore elaborate masks. A tall figure approached you and took your hand gently in his. "_, may I take this dance?" said the man, taking off his disguise. He was Alan Turing.
C#!
Congratulations, _! And meet your new favorite coding language, C#! You will soon be composing symphonies of code. You will be a deft virtuouso, calling functions with a flick of your metaphorical conductor's baton. You love coats with long tails. You are antisocial by nature but are still magnetic in your own way. You find this irksome.
SWIFT!
Swift is a language that is as malleable and scaleable as it is soft and sweet. Just a few keystrokes and you will be transported a seaside town. Look, _! On the horizon there is a bank of light fog drifting slowly over the ocean and nuzzling softly against storefronts. Children frolick on the sand holding kitestrings attached to multicolored diamonds, boxes, cartoon characters, all floating lazily on the breeze. You were a grizzled fisherperson in a past life. You love saltwater taffy.